Is it bad sign that I consider taking a multi-vitamin a big step toward my self-improvement?

I suppose it can't be a good sign.
Ah well.
After a morning of productivity, I am spent. Not to mention taking that vitamin.
Whew!
Being responsible is quite tiring.
I'm feeling rebellious.
My week-long Lean Cuisine fest and abandonment issues are making me itchy.
Unfortunately the person I would do a road trip to see is out of town.
Too bad, I could use the wind in my glistening, folic-acid enriched hair to dust away some of these impending winter time jitters.
The husband-o is also off on a killing spree (deer hunting) so I am left with a high maintenance dog staring at me.
I can't decide if it would be better or worse for him to start responding to my philosophical questions.
Hmmm.
Ah well.
I also can't comprehend how Gym, Tanning and Laundry became a cool lifestyle choice.
It sounds like the average day of a very bored, very bronzed housewife.
How is that sexy?
Maybe the scent of Downy is a natural aphrodisiac...
I smell a science project.

Man, do I love me some hypothesizing.