Is it bad sign that I consider taking a multi-vitamin a big step toward my self-improvement?

I suppose it can't be a good sign.
Ah well.
After a morning of productivity, I am spent. Not to mention taking that vitamin.
Whew!
Being responsible is quite tiring.
I'm feeling rebellious.
My week-long Lean Cuisine fest and abandonment issues are making me itchy.
Unfortunately the person I would do a road trip to see is out of town.
Too bad, I could use the wind in my glistening, folic-acid enriched hair to dust away some of these impending winter time jitters.
The husband-o is also off on a killing spree (deer hunting) so I am left with a high maintenance dog staring at me.
I can't decide if it would be better or worse for him to start responding to my philosophical questions.
Hmmm.
Ah well.
I also can't comprehend how Gym, Tanning and Laundry became a cool lifestyle choice.
It sounds like the average day of a very bored, very bronzed housewife.
How is that sexy?
Maybe the scent of Downy is a natural aphrodisiac...
I smell a science project.

Man, do I love me some hypothesizing.

Failure

So, I guess it was inevitable but I failed in my attempt to do something active every day.
I made it what, 6 days?
Last night combined with it being a Monday, going into work early and hosting book club wherein I had to rush home to stuff cheese inside of shells and clean the kitchen I missed the mark and was not able to complete my 30 minutes of activity.
Ah well.
I won't waffle here and give myself a pass. No treats for me. I still want to continue my efforts.
In a bonus, I finally got some batteries in the ol' Wii fit board and was able to weigh myself and was pleased to see I had lost 4.6 lbs since August.
Not anything to freak about but it's encouraging to know I haven't gained a million.
Whew!

On a completely unrelated note, I've discovered that a fail safe response that is good for a laugh when someone is talking about a person and mentions that they didn't notice this or that about them, always retort:
Was it because you were too busy getting lost in his/her eyes?

Zing!

Poopicus Panticus

That is my highly authentic Harry Potter spell for making someone poop their pants.

So - I've come up with a goal that I think will motivate myself to follow through on my MOVEmber activity initiative. Sounds official, huh? Anyway, since I actually do not own all the HP books, I will spoil myself with an overindulgent set of all the novels upon accomplishing my goal.

So far I have been successful.
30 min walk yesterday with the pooch.
30 min walk over my lunch break and hopefully another walk with the doggie tonight. Way to go me.
Hah ha!

I should also weigh myself or something so I can actually see if this rediculousness pays off.
I can do that tonight on the wii.
Anyway, that's all.
Update that I am not failing at life and a miserably low goal I've set for myself.
Woo hoo!