Do you have a plan? I don't even have a Pla!

Today I decided I needed some goals.
Please note they are not New Year's Resolutions.
Those are a waste of time for people who are unhappy with their lives and have the misguided approach of only doing something about it because of an arbitrary date on a calendar.
That's right, I am a New Year's Grinch.

Okay, back to me and my goals.
I figure to distinguish myself from all those schmucks who make goals and forget about them... I need to create a few awesome goals that might happen eventually interspersed with completely achievable (or already achieved) tasks that will make me feel good and remind me of how awesome I am for doing them.

Today I will start with 5 goals:

1) Lose some weight. I want to look saucy when I am in Vegas in March.
 - I have a Lean Cuisine meal for lunch today so I am well on my way, right?
2) Grow my hair out.
 - I do not have a hair cut scheduled for today or tomorrow. Yay me. Look how good I am at    accomplishing things!
3) Make a Tiramisu
 - This will take a while, and I have social plans this weekend so it will have to wait.
4) Take more pictures to document awesome-ness.
 - Okay, this will actually be tough. I am perfectly capable of this but for some reason the act itself eludes me. I have a camera permanently stationed in my purse... what possible excuse do I have to not do this? Apparently I dont need one. I just don't do it/never remember. This will change. Sub-goal will be to document at least three items this weekend.
5) Keep quitting smoking.
 - Yes, you are awesome! Way to go on re-accomplishing this goal each minute of every day. Yes I quit like 2 years ago, but cram it. I rule at continually quitting. Whoo!


So, of these initial 5 goals, all are relatively achieveable on the surface but if you subscribe to circular logic the way i do, you will notice there are some serious sneak concerns that I have to be on red alert to avoid:

For instance, Losing Weight is in direct contrast to making and inevitably devouring a delicious homemade tiramisu. But conversely, working out more increases how fast your hair grows so how genius am I to kill two fat birds with one hairy stone?
And, following the rule of awesome-ness, once I am hot and saucy again, I will want to be the star of my own sitcom so taking pictures more often should be a breeze.
Unfortunately sexy people are always seen smoking which only adds to their appeal so I might have to revisit that, but we will tackle that bridge when we come to it right?

Who needs books?

The thing I like about the book club I'm in, is it's openness to any and all topics combined with the general consensus that the book is secondary, nay, even tertiary to the food being consumed and the more important topics at hand.

Squid pro crow, the minutes:

Yes dear Pearl, that is YOUR bug eyed Boston Terrier we were discussing.
Amusement abounds.

I am glad we finished on the relatively benign topic of clogs.
Though I can't remember if they were of the drain or footwear variety.
Clearly it's irrelevant.

Pull your weight

Lady Fluff: i think of it as something fun, like a scale of bananas or gumballs.
Lady Fluff: like, you have this and this good
Lady Fluff: two bananas go over here...
Lady Fluff: but you have this and this bad
Lady Fluff: 27 bananas go over there...
Lady Fluff: hm, looks like you dont have enough bananas guy
Lady Fluff: smell you later
Lady Fluff: or...
Lady Fluff: wait for it
Lady Fluff: .....
Lady Fluff: make like a banana....
Lady Fluff: and SPLIT!
Lady Fluff: YES!!!
Pearl [Necklace]: lasdj;lajsd;aksdja;lsdkj
Lady Fluff: SCORE!!!
Pearl [Necklace]: you did it!
Lady Fluff: I RULE!!!
Pearl [Necklace]: BLOGGING IT!
Lady Fluff: hahahaha
Lady Fluff: and it's important to use something like bananas so you dont try to eat them all while you are doing the measuring.
Lady Fluff: it wouldnt work with gummi bears...
Pearl [Necklace]: hahaahahahaha
Lady Fluff: i would be like...
Lady Fluff: good pile, bad pile who gives a shit?!?
Lady Fluff: i want a red one!